Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Lesson 94: Like pulling teeth... getting my husband to agree to this
For today's lesson on being a wife and servant to the dogs I would like to welcome Tyler! The man who made all this possible! (being a wife... and he bought me Ruby for Christmas so there you go).
Me: It has been said that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If I were to draw a road map from your stomach to your heart, what foods would be along the way?
Tyler: oreos, gold fish, pizza, BBQ chicken salad, steak, venison(spelling)
coke...crystal light packs
Me: Venison huh?
Tyler: deer meat
Me: I know
Tyler: it's good
Me: Alright next question: If you were a tribute in the Hunger Games, what would you run for first in the Cornucopia? Or would you be like Peeta and high tail it out of there?
Tyler: i would go for something close and then run
me: just anything close?
Tyler: yep just so I have something
me: How very Katniss of you
me: As a husband and the Dogfather what is your stance on Ruby's exploding pug fur?
me: You are a contestant on the Dating Game and your 3 ladies or choice are a hunter, a housewife, or a zebra with a blond wig on. Who would you select and why?
Tyler: zebra? what the..where are theses question coming from?
me: please just answer the question sir
Tyler: I am also working remember the longer it takes me here the longer it takes to get home
Me: I'm here until 5:20 so that is fine. And you took too long to answer the hunter has killed the blond zebra
Tyler: so hunter then because the rest are dead
me: poor housewife... never saw it coming. What should the Easter Bunny bring you this year to stay in your good graces?
me: Am I to understand you are threatening the Easter bunny to stay away from you in order to stay on your good side?
Tyler: no, he can bring me blinds
me: Hopefully the Easter bunny is one of those monster size bunnies and not a dwarf rabbit
me: If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?
Tyler: kissing you hahaha
me: as a girl?
Tyler: I'm married to you
me: not if you instantly became a girl
Tyler: only for a day yes so
me: Alright moving on...What would you like for dinner tonight?