1. I noticed you are with child. Do you know what kind of child you are having?
2. I didn't know you are..... (trails off before she says "pregnant" because she is worried she is mistaken. Keep in mind, I am almost full term at this point.)
3. I can't see your belly, did you have the baby yet? (I sit behind a desk at work)
4. So are you pregnant or just fat? (okay that one is just mean)
5. Aww you are so cute with your waddle. (who doesn't love penguins?)